{"id":1069,"date":"2024-07-08T08:49:43","date_gmt":"2024-07-08T07:49:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news5.chainityai.com\/?p=1069"},"modified":"2024-07-08T08:49:45","modified_gmt":"2024-07-08T07:49:45","slug":"new-1834","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/news5.chainityai.com\/?p=1069","title":{"rendered":"new 1834"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"512\" src=\"https:\/\/news5.chainityai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/image-93.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1103\" srcset=\"https:\/\/news5.chainityai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/image-93.png 1024w, https:\/\/news5.chainityai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/image-93-300x150.png 300w, https:\/\/news5.chainityai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/image-93-768x384.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My Son Locked Me in the Basement and Went on a Date \u2014 I Got out and Showed up at His Date to Teach Him a Lesson<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When Callie questions her son about his grades, in typical teenage fashion, he lashes out. Wanting to have the last say, Callie grounds Jason, forbidding him to go on his date. But Jason decides to ground his mother instead\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Being a single mom is hard work, I don\u2019t have to harp on about that fact. But being a single mom to a rebellious, stubborn 16-year-old boy is another level of challenging.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/964db4e5c37c4f3769664ba6811ded567d987fa9a18a78fabb4501600b15a7d4.png\" alt=\"A close-up of a tired woman | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A close-up of a tired woman | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My son, Jason, has been giving me grief lately, especially when it comes to his schoolwork.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As a mom who works two jobs to make ends meet, I expected him to, at the very least, try to keep his grades up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Instead, I discovered a side to my son that I didn\u2019t know existed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/3828593540d40bfd59c856cf1ad4a9472a07bda8d348107e4475cbc4ba363974.png\" alt=\"A teenage boy | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A teenage boy | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cJason, we need to talk about your grades,\u201d I said to him while making dinner. \u201cYou can\u2019t keep ignoring your studies like this.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I didn\u2019t have much time, my night shift at the laundromat awaited me, but I always tried to have a hurried dinner with my son before leaving.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI\u2019m trying, Mom,\u201d he sighed. \u201cYou just don\u2019t understand me. That\u2019s your problem. Leave me alone to figure it out. And anyway, I\u2019m doing just fine.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/267710e8d1a8d9ee1d5148cd14a8d317fac4feeb18b3ddf0f1ceabdff3d3d308.png\" alt=\"An angry teenage boy | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An angry teenage boy | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo, you\u2019re not,\u201d I insisted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And it was true, the school had taken to emailing students\u2019 results, highlighting the particularly bad ones. It was their way of trying to ensure that the parents had some sort of say in their children\u2019s lives.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAnd until you show me some improvement, you\u2019re not going out. That means no date with Kelsey tonight. I\u2019m serious.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/a4766ef1ef6d4feaef91434b4bd6cbf5bdd7c6420a4b3dc470d6a5d9b2e25d22.png\" alt=\"Students in a classroom | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Students in a classroom | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jason glared at me, his jaw clenched in a way that reminded me of his father just before he lost his temper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThat\u2019s so unfair! You can\u2019t control my life like this. Go find something else for you to do.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI am your mother,\u201d I replied firmly. \u201cI can control your life. And I will.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/83c06a181dd791645f1e2cd887b53d2cdf4921e893ff2c38dc2cc9791ee68455.png\" alt=\"A smiling woman | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A smiling woman | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He stomped off to his room, slamming the door behind him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I sighed, rubbing my temples. This wasn\u2019t how I envisioned spending my evening before work. I had wanted to make dinner with my son and hopefully eat it together.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I wanted to take a hot shower and then get dressed for work, making a cup of coffee as I went on my way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/417961fea931bea8678837e61edbf0dc33016eed33c2335f2fe365cb0fe8dcf5.png\" alt=\"A woman in the kitchen | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A woman in the kitchen | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I didn\u2019t want to fight with my son over something he should have been doing already.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHe needs to fix his attitude,\u201d I muttered to myself as I grated some cheese.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A few minutes later, Jason reappeared, looking somewhat contrite. I turned the stove off and faced him, wondering what was going on now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/f44e7543ca65f696938d8925c60163b9eb215aaa4e791badc399d0d564cc382c.png\" alt=\"Grated cheese on a board | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Grated cheese on a board | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cMom, I think the faucet in the basement is leaking again. Can you check it out?\u201d he asked simply.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was surprised by his sudden change in attitude. Where was the angry teenager from earlier?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But also, since we had changed the basement to be more of a hangout for Jason, he did spend a lot of time there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/8d19a5594b1317536b161ca65ababcc4869787d59d50d3494e4d8167cd637a66.png\" alt=\"A leaking tap | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A leaking tap | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSure, honey,\u201d I said. \u201cI\u2019ll check it out now. I\u2019m sure the washer just needs a tighten.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As soon as I stepped inside, I heard the door slam shut behind me. I rushed back up the steps, but it was too late.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The door was locked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cJason!\u201d I shouted, pounding on the door. \u201cOpen this door right now!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/8253726c32acc82be6a1c6e5a0f23644d7141e621d0cb7420f0a5c8be887c363.png\" alt=\"A basement door | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A basement door | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSorry, Mom,\u201d he called back from the other side, sounding anything but sorry. \u201cI\u2019m going on my date. Kelsey is looking forward to it, and so am I. I\u2019ll be back later!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I couldn\u2019t believe it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My own son had tricked me and locked me in the basement!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/c9aa3bd6f79417ce6b901324c9862b62bbe1e8b0202395ed95798a118456095b.png\" alt=\"A smiling teenage boy | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A smiling teenage boy | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I felt my pockets for my phone, but there was nothing. I knew that it was on the countertop in the kitchen, from when I had been making sure that I still had enough time before work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThis is not the boy I raised,\u201d I said out loud. \u201cAnd he will not get away with this.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Looking around, I noticed a stool in the corner of the room. It wasn\u2019t going to be easy, but I knew that if I stood on it and reached high enough, I would be able to slip through the window near the ceiling.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/d973a57bee9a1d87bb11d414b7258e9f05f8c4a63998b09a21308fce943d13f2.png\" alt=\"A dim basement | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A dim basement | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThis boy will be grounded for life,\u201d I said through gritted teeth as I sucked in my stomach and tried to squeeze myself out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Once outside, I dusted myself off and made a beeline for my phone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There was only one person who could help me teach Jason a lesson he\u2019d never forget. And that was my mother, the one woman whom he feared more than anything in the world.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/2d4b8411f48040e05f47a57ccff42e1d66d30c83816340eba1c4bee026739eab.png\" alt=\"A phone on a counter | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A phone on a counter | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cMom, you won\u2019t believe what Jason just did,\u201d I said, recounting the whole ordeal while trying to stop my hands from shaking in anger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cDon\u2019t worry, Callie,\u201d she said, her voice steely. \u201cI know exactly how to handle this. Come pick me up and take me to his date.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With my mother by my side, we headed to the caf\u00e9. As we walked in, I spotted Jason at a table with his date, laughing and completely oblivious to the storm about to hit him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/cdc4077edfd2711e5cece4816e7e91452e4a69c72eaae085a8cd0a15d0123a62.png\" alt=\"A smiling older woman | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A smiling older woman | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My mother, her face unreadable, strode directly to my son. The moment he saw her, his eyes widened in terror.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cGrandma? What are you doing here?\u201d he stammered, starting to get up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But my mother didn\u2019t say a word. I could pinpoint the moment when panic set in, and Jason bolted from the table, trying to escape her wrath.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/71c532797a2fd51e1af45ef718898dce48aff7fd7d4aa61cb3cb36a6b6e1a079.png\" alt=\"A shocked teenage boy | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A shocked teenage boy | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I quickly moved to the door and locked it, effectively trapping him inside just as he had done to me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNot so fast, buddy,\u201d I said, folding my arms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His date, meanwhile, was watching the whole scene unfold with a mixture of amusement and disbelief.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhat\u2019s going on? Jason? What\u2019s happening?\u201d she asked, holding a laugh in as she looked from my mother to my son.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/6a19e383e7bf12bbdff193222a1c43ac003ff78af468730b6c89a327e4566110.png\" alt=\"A smiling teenage girl | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A smiling teenage girl | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cJason is a horrible boy who couldn\u2019t handle the truth from his mother. Do you really want to be dating someone who doesn\u2019t care about their grades, dear? Or someone who left his mother in the basement?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kelsey\u2019s eyes widened as she realized that Jason had a not-so-nice side to him, too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cIt seems like you have some family issues to sort out,\u201d she said. \u201cAnd maybe you should focus on school more.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With that, she picked up her handbag and left.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/d69e6c7c3d1fa5d0a96eb4f75e407ffe67f72f3bb3688dec8e5808949626d2d5.png\" alt=\"A surprised and amused girl | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A surprised and amused girl | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jason, now a cornered animal, tried to plead with my mother.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cGrandma, please,\u201d he said slowly. \u201cI\u2019m sorry. I\u2019m really sorry. Mom, I didn\u2019t mean it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSorry isn\u2019t good enough,\u201d she said, her voice cold. \u201cI\u2019m coming home with you. And we\u2019re going to improve your grades.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/e63ceb5046d20d2d92c256d0c4d3126df20f53db5788e538453a909af05a62f9.png\" alt=\"A disappointed older woman | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A disappointed older woman | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Back at home, my mother kept a close eye on Jason, making sure that he studied for his upcoming tests.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She wasn\u2019t just strict; she was relentless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The next morning, I stood in the kitchen making myself a cup of tea when he walked in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jason hesitated at the doorway, then slowly made his way to the table and sat down across from me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/7a681a954f8e8d16655672e37c669029285c0ba9ac2c055bda54060c5d995902.png\" alt=\"A kettle on a counter | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A kettle on a counter | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cMom,\u201d he began, his voice barely above a whisper. \u201cI need to talk to you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhat is it, Jason?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My son took a deep breath, rubbing the back of his neck nervously.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI\u2019m really sorry for what I did. Locking you in the basement was\u2026 it was stupid and wrong.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/fe9c52bd29b00b13215b0371d2d53912040f79253a67cefde0a559f0991f9231.png\" alt=\"An upset teenage boy | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An upset teenage boy | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I felt a mix of relief and anger, but I let him continue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI just\u2026 I just wanted to go on that date with Kelsey,\u201d he said, his voice breaking slightly. \u201cI wanted her to see me for who I really am, not just some guy with bad grades and a bad attitude. I thought if I could just have one evening with her, it would make everything better.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I sighed, setting my tea down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/38df6c44eb5a6fc10f22d1bebdced0385b40269c77df132783137b653e436e00.png\" alt=\"A woman holding a mug | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A woman holding a mug | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cJason, I understand wanting to be seen differently. But locking me in the basement? That was dangerous and disrespectful.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI\u2019m so sorry, Mom,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I didn\u2019t know what else to say or do. So I just hugged him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/76b2ca42fe7cefe08d5d48a6c13d5da65347fad2145874667bc8ce7eae9424ca.png\" alt=\"A woman hugging a teen boy | Source: Midjourney\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A woman hugging a teen boy | Source: Midjourney<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What would you have done?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>My Son Locked Me in the Basement and Went on a Date \u2014 I Got out and Showed up at His Date to Teach Him <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/news5.chainityai.com\/?p=1069\" title=\"new 1834\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1103,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/news5.chainityai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/news5.chainityai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/news5.chainityai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news5.chainityai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news5.chainityai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1069"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/news5.chainityai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1069\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1104,"href":"https:\/\/news5.chainityai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1069\/revisions\/1104"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news5.chainityai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1103"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/news5.chainityai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news5.chainityai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news5.chainityai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}